im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
(Source: basedgosh, via adultnapped)
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
(via sorryforbeingawkward)
if you think your family is dysfunctional remember that zeus got a woman pregnant but she burned to death so he rescued the fetus from her ashes and sewed it into his thigh and gave birth to it himself and that fetus is now the god of wine and sexual deviancy god bless
My great aunt stabbed her husband in the stomach on their anniversary and he decided not to divorce her because he didn’t want a custody battle over the goats.
(via thelonehuman)
that cat wears eyeliner better than me
that cat is more attractive than me in general
(Source: iyrotyan, via crrocs)
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
(via i-only-wanted-to-be-your-equal)
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
(via thelonehuman)
The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
This is literally a post I cannot not reblog.
This is what yahoo payed 1.1 billion dollars for
(Source: goo.gl, via sorryforbeingawkward)
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw
(via sorryforbeingawkward)
Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.
Me in 10 years
me in 2 years
me
(via elliegalaxies)
YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!
this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish
(via kittyhague)
